Ordering From Us

Each of the purses offered through our web site is a unique, hand-crafted, made-to-order, one-of-a-kind work of art.  No two will ever be alike, and you'll help design and personalize your own creation.

We manage our orders through Google Checkout, so you know you're protected as a consumer.  You don't have to set up a separate account with us to buy our merchandise, and we never see your credit card information.  Signing up for an account at Google Checkout is simple, quick and free, and you can use it to make purchases at thousands of stores on the web.  Just go to checkout.google.com and get started today.

Finally, watch our news page to see if you can purchase our products at a store near you. We are working on getting placement in stores in New York, LA, Seattle and Phoenix. If you're the proprietor of a store and wish to carry our line, send us an email and let us know.

Customize Your Own Purse

Go to our product gallery and browse some our past creations to get an idea of what we offer and what styles you might like. When you're ready, click over to the customization page and start building your own purse. You'll choose the style (box or coffin-box), the theme, the color scheme, the interior lining, and beads for the handle. Russ (you remember Russ. He's the artist) will use your choices and his own inspirstion to create a personalized piece of purse art just for you.

Example:

  • Coffin Box
  • Black color scheme with racing stripe
  • Punk Rock theme
  • Spider-web fabric lining
  • Eight-ball beading

Coupon Codes

If you have a coupon code, enter it as you are finalizing your order at Google Checkout.  If a coupon is available, you should see a place to enter it on the lower left side of the screen. 

If you don't have a code... heck, we're easy.  Just send us an email telling us how you heard about us and we'll send you one.

Ordering Policies

Since we make each purse to order, please allow up to 7 days for the birthing process.  All items are then shipped USPS Priority Mail, and will show up at your door in 1-3 days.  Your credit card will not be charged until we ship your order.

Shipping and handling charges are $15 for each item.  Arizona residents will be charged 7.8% sales tax.

Unfortunately, we are currently only able to ship orders processed on this site to US addresses.  Any order from outside the US initiated via the checkout process on this site will be cancelled by us and you will be refunded your total purchase price.  If you live outside the US and would like to purchase from us, please send us an email and we'll fill you in on how to make it happen.

Return Policies

We want you to be happy, and we'll work with you on getting a creation you'll love.  If you have any questions or concerns, you're welcome to email us at any time.  If you're asking about an order you've already made, please reference the Google Order# from your receipt.

If for some reason you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 15 days of receipt for a full refund, less the S&H charges.  Just email us for instructions. 


Buy our purses or we'll eat
your pets!